): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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