Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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