I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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