Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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