Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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