I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
