Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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