I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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