Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Come on in and take your pants off
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