i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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