I love black thongs
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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