i don't like sucking hair
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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