I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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