Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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