I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
