508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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