Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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