So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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