after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
sex in a hospital.. check
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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