So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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