Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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