I need help removing her.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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