We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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