Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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