There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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