He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am spending my child support on dildos
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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