Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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