I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.