I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
25 Disturbing Facts That Will Make You Question Everything
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
31 People Admit To Nasty Things They Do On The Reg
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.