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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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• (805): View more from California

  I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.

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  You should get more absorbent shoes.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".

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• (805): View more from California

  No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"

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• (805): View more from California

  I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog

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