Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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