this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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