The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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