Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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