bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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