So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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