I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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