Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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