David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
