You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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