hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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