He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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