I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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