I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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