I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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