So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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