I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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