I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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