look no pants
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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