I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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