Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She bit a glass in half.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
