maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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