Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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