this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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