eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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