she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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