So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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