he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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