TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
