no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Still dying that you shit outside
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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