man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.