Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
