so explain again why im purple
no
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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