I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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