Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
organizing the empties. That sober.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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