You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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